June 2012
faburry:
e e e E E E E E V V V V V I I I I L L L L L L L L L
popcornmassacre:
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature
That’s my favorite part of reading.
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It might surprise you that I'm wildly unpopular.
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“I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee!”
Plot twist: she actually does go here.
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Me: Hey I just met you-
Stranger: *Walks away*
Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
paludine:
If you prefer crunchy peanut butter have fun in hell
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FUCK.
I think my iphone just melted on the inside…
I had it outside for maybe an hour, (mostly in the shade), and it was playing music and I was reading something on it. It was working just fine while I was outside then I decided to come in, so I paused the music and came in. Then all of a sudden it went dead.
If it’s broken, I’m so screwed.
If you have ANY ideas, please message...
loyalnerdwp:
I just want a tumblr friend who lives nearby so we can sit together in silence on our blogs, occasionally laughing at a post and showing each other, then laughing even harder before returning to complete silence and reblogging random shit
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Aren’t we all internet explorers?
me during my wedding vows: babe i just love you so much like you don't know i can't even you're so gorg and just perf and like you just give me so many feels i can't even omfg i ship us so hard lkjhfluyhejrg'zsjhf;s;dfgkhzs
graysonly:
you all think i’m really nice but i’m actually a little ball of hate
mom stop complaining and just let me be fergalicious for once
Ellen should have a Boy Meets World special in...
parisheroinstars:
if i gave you my address would you order me pizza
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
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FRIENDS WANTED :)
Oh my gosh. Life friggin’ sucks sometimes. So after I graduate from high school, my fam and I are moving to a town outside of Austin, Texas. The thing that sucks is that once we move, I will have NO friends in this town, and I won’t really have school as a way to make new friends. So as of right now, when I come home from college on breaks, I will have only my embarrassing parents to...
mcjugs:
hey this is normal shit
FUCKING ANGRY SHIT
this is whispering shit
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT
scared to say things shit
fucking pay attention shit
incises:
one time i went on a date
no i didn’t
When you are assigned a group project
whenmomentsblog:
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
portkey:
“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers
